tis the story of people in frasers spending their holiday doing. nothing.
THE MAIN CHARACTERS
the father.
the mother. 
the person. 
the finger.
LOCATION
the smokehouse.
STORYLINE
SCENE ONE
The story starts with the father, the mother, the person and the finger enjoying the car ride up the steep and windy hill called frasers hill. They reach The Smokehouse and check in to their room.
As the person and the mother decide to put the beds to the test, the father and the finger decide to enjoy the scenery and the fresh air, and maybe enjoy the company of the chirping birds.
(spot the bird!)
Deciding that the beds are up to par, the mother and the person decide to join the father and the finger for some tea and scones. 
After the artery-blocking meal, the characters decided to lounge around and wait for dinner which was a mere 4 hours away. The finger opted for the tiring job of continuously banging its head against the click of the DSLR.
As the light of day faded away retiring its space to the peace of the night, dinner was served.
(the finger too hungry to take decent photos. live with it.)
After dinner, the characters retired to the tv room where they demanded privacy from the harsh glare of the camera flash and enjoyed a movie together. (lol, i forgot to bring me flash. haha so had to use the cacat camera flash which makes everybody look like a ghost. so yeah)
END SCENE ONE.
SCENE TWO
The characters woke up to breakfast. One by one they shuffled their tired feet into the breakfast room to enjoy an English breakfast. They skipped lunch and yet again as the day before, tea was served!
this time round, they decided to add some fruit to the meal so that they could be healthy and happy.
Then they retired yet again to the inside while the finger yet again started its routine of banging its head against the click of the DSLR. 
As droplets of rain poured down on the garden of The Smokehouse, dinner was served in the dinning room. This time the characters decided to be more adventurous and try some dessert. 
behold the BOMBE ALASKA.
The characters proceeded to spend the rest of the night enjoying a movie in the lounge.
As the tired characters trudged their way back to their room, they opened the door to discover a fire blazing in the fireplace. The child in them appeared as they tried to make the fire as big as possible. 
As the logs burnt themselves in the grate, the characters snuggled up in bed and fell asleep.
END SCENE TWO
SCENE THREE
The family awoke to the day of their departure from The Smokehouse. Again they enjoyed a full English breakfast in the breakfast room before heading back to their room to pack. As the finger was packing, the father spotted something in the garden and excitedly called the finger to see the sight itself. 
As the excitement died down, The Smokehouse returned back to its normal peaceful state. The characters left the location and headed back home with a heavy yet satisfied heart.
END SCENE THREE
Hhaha. i know damn freaking lame. but u enjoyed it right? and i never spent so long on a post before. lol.
pictured by joanna yap
xoxo
joanna
